Brrr.... It's Cold Outside.

Being Homeless Is Hard Here Are Some Tips To Make Just A Little More Comfy :)

Keep a knife on you at all times.

When pan handling, keep it light no sob stories. Go funny, for example "Stock tips for a $1."

Make friends! Forming a "gang" or a "crew" can help you survive the mean streets.

Sleep on cardboard  because  the concrete can suck the calcium from your bones which can suck the heat from your body.

Remember malls are a good place to find half eaten food.

And so that you fit in here is some lingo.

Spange: Spare change.

Schwill: Let's go drink!

Oogles:  Despondent young people living on the streets. 

OK have fun and be safe!

So... you're going to prison...

Here are some tips to make your stay a little more comfy.


Physical cleanliness is essential. Always be clean and groomed. This is the first step in keeping yourself healthy while in prison. Personal cleanliness enhances self-esteem; plus, it makes a positive statement to others about you.


NEVER involve yourself with punks. Do not have sex with punks, do not associate with those who have sex with punks, etc. Many an inmate has been killed by a jealous boyfriend. This may not seem like the shiny happy egalitarian thing to do, but believe me, neither is dying.

Here are some suggestions for successful time management: develop the habit of getting up early. This can be a plus. All that is needed is an alarm clock and a little will power. Think of getting up early as getting a jump on the competition. When the rest of the world is just waking, you'll be up, cleaned, groomed, dressed and already in full motion.


OK, have fun and be safe!