Saturday, April 26, 2008

In honor of all you knocked up ladies.

Surviving a party when your pregnant. 

hey just cause you already had too much fun ;) doesn't mean you still  can't have some more.

1. Avoid getting over heated.  Stick to low impact cardio dance moves like the cabbage patch.

2. Don't drink alcohol. No, seriously don't. How do you think you get in your state in the first place. 

3.  Hold court rather than stand for hours. Find a comfy chair and people will come to you, you can entertain from this position.

4. Dress appropriately. You just can't wear those stretchy mini-dresses like you use to. sorry.

OK have fun!!! 

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