Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Brrr.... It's Cold Outside.

Being Homeless Is Hard Here Are Some Tips To Make Just A Little More Comfy :)



Keep a knife on you at all times.

When pan handling, keep it light no sob stories. Go funny, for example "Stock tips for a $1."

Make friends! Forming a "gang" or a "crew" can help you survive the mean streets.

Sleep on cardboard  because  the concrete can suck the calcium from your bones which can suck the heat from your body.

Remember malls are a good place to find half eaten food.

And so that you fit in here is some lingo.

Spange: Spare change.

Schwill: Let's go drink!

Oogles:  Despondent young people living on the streets. 

OK have fun and be safe!

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