Monday, February 11, 2008

So You're Heading Out To The Great Out Doors

 

If you encounter a friendly bear, and by "Friendly" I mean not, here are some tips to keep you safe and comfy.

Back away slowly, avoid any eye contact, and sing to the bear in a calm, quiet voice. Running might trigger a chase response, and you're not going to outrun a bear. No way, Jose. 

Throw something onto the ground (for example, a large format camera or your little brother) if the bear pursues you, as this may distract the bear and allow you to escape.

Keep your backpack on; it'll protect your body if you do get mulled.

Don't climb a tree. Black bears can climb trees, and trees found in grizzly country generally have weak trunks and lack low branches. Drop to the ground in the fetal position with your hands behind your neck ( like when the cops pull you over) if attacked. Stay silent and don't move.

Stay quiet and motionless for at least 20 minutes once the bear leaves. Bears will often watch from a distance and return at the first sign of movement.

Ok, have fun and be safe!

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